So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.I would laugh at my kid forever lmao
my mom definitely called me once to yell at me about my brother smoking oregano and thyme.
Favorite Celebrity Meme: Maya Rudolph
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this is probably the most important play in NBA history
nate robinson is 5’9”
lebron is 6’8”
Nate is my height dunking on niggas and blocking shots
Nate Robinson blocked Yao Ming before
Nate Robinson giving us short niggas hope.
Short niggas winning!!!!!!
How do you know you’re in love?
- —KENDRICK LAMAR:
- —PETE ROCK:
- —A$AP ROCKY:
- —BIG BOI:
fat niggas wasn’t thirsted over until i lost weight :((((((
im still chubby
where my thirst at
WHERE THE WOMENS WHO TRYIN THIRST DE GOD?!
Obsession with thick girls a fad?
My obsession with thick chicks isn’t a fad…..it is a way of life!!!!
Aye you know from watching misfits you always got that vibe that he was going to be some super crazy creepy dude. Then he didn’t really turn out to be. Now he’s on game of thrones and the shits like. Knew he had it in him.
YUP YUP YUP
10 Million strong! And growing!
Ok mixed counts
I should not be laughing this hard.
So God “wiped” humans of the earth to y’all? What are we, then? Have y’all ever heard on Noah’s arch…? No…?
Welp. Let me tell y’all. Since Noah was obidient, God decided to give a second chance to humanity and animals. Sooooo, Noah built an arch and him, his wife and a female and a male of each animal entered it to survive the flood God triggered off.
Meaning, God NEVER wiped humanity of the earth. If he wanted to, it was because of humans’ sins. The baby you wanna kill isn’t even born yet, which means he isn’t a sinner. He didn’t commit any sin. All he did was being there. So if God didn’t take his life, why the hell would you? Like who are you? God can do anything he wants because he’s almighty. You are not. God owns us just like we own our laptops. We switch them on, we switch them off. Once we think they did their time, we sell them, we give them, we throw them away, or we keep them. A child is always from God. Once again, who the hell are you to kill that blessing? A murderer.
There is no excuses for abortion. Adoption, guys. Bless someone else instead of killing.
Before posting posts quoting the Bible and rebloging them dumbly… try thinking about them and stop believing God aproves anything.
what she said