The Adventures of Chachi Escabar


xphaqtor:

Yes!

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cheyennecheyenne:

spreadthoselegsohyeah:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

I would laugh at my kid forever lmao

my mom definitely called me once to yell at me about my brother smoking oregano and thyme.





neontits:

the fucking realest



youngcochino:

tribecalledflex:

vouisluitton:

nosdrinker:

this is probably the most important play in NBA history

nate robinson is 5’9”

lebron is 6’8”

:’)

Nate is my height dunking on niggas and blocking shots

Nate Robinson blocked Yao Ming before

Nate Robinson giving us short niggas hope.

Short niggas winning!!!!!!


How do you know you’re in love?

  • —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
  • —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
  • —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
  • —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
  • —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
  • —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
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morphinginthepuhsea:

titytwochainz:

fat niggas wasn’t thirsted over  until i lost weight :((((((

shiiiiiiit

im still chubby

where my thirst at

WHERE THE WOMENS WHO TRYIN THIRST DE GOD?!

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itsexclusive:

Obsession with thick girls a fad?

My obsession with thick chicks isn’t a fad…..it is a way of life!!!!

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morphinginthepuhsea:

pharaohn:

Aye you know from watching misfits you always got that vibe that he was going to be some super crazy creepy dude. Then he didn’t really turn out to be. Now he’s on game of thrones and the shits like. Knew he had it in him.

YUP YUP YUP

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tiefighters:

May The 4th Be With You - Obi-wan Kenobi

Created by Jerrod Maruyama


Reblog if you’re black

mijoswifey:

marijuanaminnie:

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madriche:

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still rising.

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10 Million strong! And growing!

mixed counts.

Ok mixed counts

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cheyennecheyenne:

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cheyennecheyenne:

persephoneholly:

cruelfeline:

stfuconservatives:

#oops

I should not be laughing this hard.

And yet.

Whoops.

lol

So God “wiped” humans of the earth to y’all? What are we, then? Have y’all ever heard on Noah’s arch…? No…? 

Welp. Let me tell y’all. Since Noah was obidient, God decided to give a second chance to humanity and animals. Sooooo, Noah built an arch and him, his wife and a female and a male of each animal entered it to survive the flood God triggered off.

Meaning, God NEVER wiped humanity of the earth. If he wanted to, it was because of humans’ sins. The baby you wanna kill isn’t even born yet, which means he isn’t a sinner. He didn’t commit any sin. All he did was being there. So if God didn’t take his life, why the hell would you? Like who are you? God can do anything he wants because he’s almighty. You are not. God owns us just like we own our laptops. We switch them on, we switch them off. Once we think they did their time, we sell them, we give them, we throw them away, or we keep them. A  child is always from God. Once again, who the hell are you to kill that blessing? A murderer.

There is no excuses for abortion. Adoption, guys. Bless someone else instead of killing.

Before posting posts quoting the Bible and rebloging them dumbly… try thinking about them and stop believing God aproves anything.

#Oops.

yeah,

what she said

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